Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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