Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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