I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
send nudes
from the living room?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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