my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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Post flyers around town telling people not to allow your parents to post flyers.
I'm pretty sure you'll be in rehab in under 5 years. Yet another drain on society. Rock on.
I am pretty sure your a animal if your parents have to bring flyers to liquor stores all over town get help haha
Go to other stores
Just get some good ol' fashioned moonshine.
Probably for the best hey.....
Best defense to that: The fact that they are trying to post flyers is proof enough that you need the alcohol
What the hell else am I supposed to do in the 919? If I can't get women drunk, I'm out a good 40% of ways to spend my free time.
Go to aa
R u my sister??lol pretty sure my parents r gna do the same. P
U sound like a local loser in the making.... Maybe ur parents are trying to help save u from yourself
Sounds like you need to be prepping for your spelling test, drunk ass :)
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do.
U gotta get it the best way u know how Their evil don't let them winnnnn
There is a line between funny texts about people in rough life situations - as happens in college - and clear, sad signs that you have a problem.
Lmfao\nGet a hobo runner\nxD