Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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