my soul wont recognize me after tonight
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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