walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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