I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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Why does everyone gotta hate on vegetarians? We're not all crazy PETA freaks you know...some of us just don't like meat...sheesh.
maybe she is a vegetarian because your "meat" sucks
you lack creativity dude. you're a douche.
Vegetarians taste better. Just sayin'.
Did you just meow?
She might just prefer taco meat to hot dog meat. Nothing wrong with that.
2:36 is correct. save the animals, taste sweeter.
this wasnt even funny the first time someone said it to me in the 3rd grade (catholic school kids are pervs)
dear lord, I'm a vegetarian and every time i get this line I feel like punching myself in the face. sooo fucking corny.
vegetarians have better sex <3
i was gonna say....a lot of vegetarians and vegans like meat in their mouth ;) and the protein stuff.... jeez get over it, they get more protein than you do, you eat meat, but i bet you dont eat it daily. they eat stuff with protein daily so they actually get more than you ;) nice try though haha
And I actually read somewhere that vegetarians taste better because meat (beef in particular) gives you a bitter taste. Fun fact.
i'm a vegetarian, and boy do i loveee meat in my mouth ;)
its true. ive been told i have a mild, sweet taste, like raw carrots or pears, not all salty and shit.
you sure she's a vegetarian? maybe you just don't have enough meat to offer her
Well look at it this way. She'll need some protein injections on the regular due to the lack of meat protein.
Cock is the perfect vegatarian meat. No animals actually had to die for you to enjoy it! :)
HAHA LOOK AT ALL THE VEGETARIANS GET MAD
HAHA, LOOK AT YOUR TERRIBLE AND INCOMPLETE SENTENCE. Ass.
12:38PM me too!!! and im from RI soo this person is just silly.
i became a vegetarian so i wouldnt have to give my boyfriend head! lol
yes... fruits and vegetables give you a sweeter taste, meat is bitter.
4:52, thats just dumb. like you. shut your hole.
fine; more cheese and cocks for me.
she might get curious and bite your dick off though.
...eww, dick. Go lesbian veganism!
I'm a vegetarian and I love sucking dick...
NOBODY LIKES A SELF RIGHTEOUS VEGETARIAN
12:44 shut up you 8th grader.
Wow, do you not know what it means to be vegetarian? Some people do it for health reasons and blah blah, but most do it for animal rights. Sucking dick isn't involving the cruel slaughter of animals, AKA why the hell would it be bad?
You just use it as an excuse to make failed one-liner jokes.
haven't you ever heard that song from there's something about mary that's like "she don't eat meat but she sure likes to bone"??
Soo she's not like the song "Mary moon" ya know Mary moon the vegetarian she don't eat meat but she sure like the bone!! Cmon you know what I'm talkin about right
sweet! vegetarians rock!
why does lame shit like this get through and not the good stuff
i swear it's going down the drain as fast as FML
i knew a vegan that liked meat in her mouth.
she just needs a good cockmeat sandwich
this text is gayer than a bag of dicks.