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  • 73 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:59pm

    Why does everyone gotta hate on vegetarians? We're not all crazy PETA freaks you know...some of us just don't like meat...sheesh.

  • 69 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:36pm

    Vegetarians taste better. Just sayin'.

  • 71 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:59pm

    2:36 is correct. save the animals, taste sweeter.

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:46am

    She might just prefer taco meat to hot dog meat. Nothing wrong with that.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:50pm

    I'm a vegetarian and I love sucking dick...

  • 64 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:41am

    you lack creativity dude. you're a douche.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:25pm

    dear lord, I'm a vegetarian and every time i get this line I feel like punching myself in the face. sooo fucking corny.

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:52pm

    vegetarians have better sex <3

  • 59 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:37pm

    you sure she's a vegetarian? maybe you just don't have enough meat to offer her

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:38pm

    i'm a vegetarian, and boy do i loveee meat in my mouth ;)

  • 55 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:53am

    maybe she is a vegetarian because your "meat" sucks

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:08pm

    @433 its true. ive been told i have a mild, sweet taste, like raw carrots or pears, not all salty and shit.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:33pm

    11:46, wonderful! And I actually read somewhere that vegetarians taste better because meat (beef in particular) gives you a bitter taste. Fun fact.

  • 60 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:40pm

    11:48AM Did you just meow?

  • 60 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:12pm

    Cock is the perfect vegatarian meat. No animals actually had to die for you to enjoy it! :)

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:30am

    ...eww, dick. Go lesbian veganism!

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:43pm

    i was gonna say....a lot of vegetarians and vegans like meat in their mouth ;) and the protein stuff.... jeez get over it, they get more protein than you do, you eat meat, but i bet you dont eat it daily. they eat stuff with protein daily so they actually get more than you ;) nice try though haha

  • 51 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52am

    fine; more cheese and cocks for me.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:07pm

    fake why does lame shit like this get through and not the good stuff i swear it's going down the drain as fast as FML

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:04pm

    wow. this wasnt even funny the first time someone said it to me in the 3rd grade (catholic school kids are pervs)

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 9:58pm

    Wow, do you not know what it means to be vegetarian? Some people do it for health reasons and blah blah, but most do it for animal rights. Sucking dick isn't involving the cruel slaughter of animals, AKA why the hell would it be bad? You just use it as an excuse to make failed one-liner jokes.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:13pm

    HAHA LOOK AT ALL THE VEGETARIANS GET MAD

    • 65 54
      Submitted by terrorhawk on Feb 9, 10 at 2:45pm

      HAHA, LOOK AT YOUR TERRIBLE AND INCOMPLETE SENTENCE. Ass.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:03pm

    12:38PM me too!!! and im from RI soo this person is just silly.

  • 61 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:37am

    Soo she's not like the song "Mary moon" ya know Mary moon the vegetarian she don't eat meat but she sure like the bone!! Cmon you know what I'm talkin about right

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:58am

    Well look at it this way. She'll need some protein injections on the regular due to the lack of meat protein.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:57pm

    yes... fruits and vegetables give you a sweeter taste, meat is bitter.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:44pm

    i became a vegetarian so i wouldnt have to give my boyfriend head! lol

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:58pm

    12:44 shut up you 8th grader. LAME

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:19pm

    this text is gayer than a bag of dicks.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:17pm

    4:52, thats just dumb. like you. shut your hole.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:05pm

    she might get curious and bite your dick off though.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:21am

    i knew a vegan that liked meat in her mouth.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    NOBODY LIKES A SELF RIGHTEOUS VEGETARIAN

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:36pm

    haven't you ever heard that song from there's something about mary that's like "she don't eat meat but she sure likes to bone"??

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:49pm

    sweet! vegetarians rock!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:06pm

    she just needs a good cockmeat sandwich