she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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