the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Someone shattered a urinal.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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