i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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