Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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