i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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