roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I have feelings that need drinking.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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