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  • oh its great!! But my current BF is too short. SHit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:35pm
  • @4:13 washing machine is AWESOME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:31pm
  • haha western mass would

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:37pm
  • 9.45 1- you are an asshole for cheating [gf whatever, but wife is another thing] 2- nobody asked you what type of sex you had. Actually, nobody asked you anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • It's the fucking BEST

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:04pm
  • I wonder if the Counter is as excited as you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:09pm
  • kitchen counter sex is great, only because it is usually the spontaneous type of sex that leads to clothes all over the floor or pants around the ankles...either way is a win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:19am
  • definitely number 2 on my list of places where i want to have sex... second to an elevator. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 2:22pm
  • someday, that shall happen to me, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:53am
  • The person above me is a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:48pm
  • I've found my counter is a great height for eating a girl out, just put a blanket down on it first for a bit more comfort. Plus, the firmness compared to a bed really adds something to missionary.

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 21, 10 at 9:39am
  • Haha. Burnt my gf on a stove that way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:07pm
  • next stop: washing machine (mm)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 4:13am
  • 12:13 - glad to know your preferences...over the railing it is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:34pm
  • the person above me is an asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • i prefer to bend her over the balcony railing but the counter is fun too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:13am
  • Black Wednesday.....random call. Did it on dining room table of girls families house. Had to stop by for dessert during that Thanksgiving. They were all so happy around the table. Her father couldn't figure out how we never got together. If only he knew I was standing where he was sitting the night before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:01am
  • @10:35 - Stack up some phone books.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:51am
  • I DID THAT ON TUESDAY!!! OMG!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Would do it if I had a bigger counter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:45pm
  • haha i love counter sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:20pm
  • Fun! Now bleach the counter before any food preparations happen! :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:48pm
  • I want to know what kind of person dubs this a "bad night".. and how there can be 43 of them in existence..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 9:05pm
  • good to know I'm not the only one who fantasizes about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:54pm
  • people who work for the CDC may agree this is a bad night. However, I am not one of those ppl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I should try that now that my parents are gone!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Porque

    Submitted by bobmitchy23 on Dec 11, 11 at 10:29am
  • never had that but did have office sex yesterday! there is this cute 18 yr old college intern and everyone loves her perfect titties. i hit that and even took a call from my wife on my cell as she blew me also. dont leave a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:54pm
  • 8======D O: Yummy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:59pm
  • I had surprise my boyfriend as he gets out of the shower by sitting on the bathroom counter naked sex. it was so good. loooove it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:05pm