Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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How the hell did I know someone would comment on this about Texas being the only state that matters? You guys are the cockiest state in the union. And no that isn't a compliment
Funniest part is there's really nothing good there but conservatives and sisterfuckers. Why brag
all of you are idiots, thats the most sterotypical comment ever "everyone in texas is a cowboy and has a horse" i was born in texas and still live here, were just like the other states,idiots
Hell ya I agree! You can tell you're in Texas by looking at the people bc they're the best looking people around
Texas is the ONLY state that matters :)
Well said cameronpaige . I love Texas.
personally i love this, it cracked me up. now, im your typical Texan(cowboy boots, ranch, accent, and all). im the "way too proud of Texas" girl, but you know what? i LoVe it! since when is being proud a bad thing? u should be proud of where ur from. as far as the racist & ignorance remarks though..it doesnt matter what state ur from, ur still going to find people like that. it just depends on how u were raised & your points of view. be proud no matter where ur from & represen
Wowwwww... Did someone really just stereotypically say that "all texans are uneducated?" WOW, talk about the pot callin the kettle black.. I'm a nursing student at the TOP 13 nursing school in the country, and I am DAMN proud to be a native Texan... And I for SURE know a FUCKload of brilliant-ass Texans who have gone to some badass Texas universities, check your goddamned info before you speak, you ignorant ass bitch
HEYYYY dont mess with Texas. its a place you'll never forget.
U don't like Texas.. don't come, we didn't ask ya to..
Fuck ya 3:10!!!! Texas: state in the union with the biggest cocks!!!!!!
Fuck yall I'm frm Texas, and yes visit our cities and you'll kno why were the cockiest state. Go to Oklahoma with that shit.
One that is a Georgia area code so at least our stares occupants have all of our teeth. Two you are just jealous that ur gf cheated on you with a guy frm texas. Three we got oil bich fuck off
I think it's hilarious how someone said we're uneducated. Go to any of the major cities and anyone can show you we're educated, know how to party, and better than any other state ;)
Y'all are fucking stupid. you don't know anything about texas. barley anyone is actually a cowboy. and it's not a fucking desert? and yeah we are cocky cause we can back it up. FUCK Y'ALL!!
It's cuz all of us are sexy here!! ;)
Yall are yall dumb fucks. Take one trip down the Austin Texas and tell me the girls aren't dime pieces. Voted number 2 college in the nation by playboy for hottest girls. Get your facts straight and don't comment f you don't what the hell you are talking about.
someone is having a good sxsw
This is dumb as fuck
Everyone loves to hate on Texans, I love it...."good morning haters"
Thank God I'm not in that awful state anymore. I hope I never ever go back. We could just fence that whole state off with Mexico. That would be perfect.
Cameronpaige has the right idea.
That's because Texas IS the best state :)
all they saw were, cowboy hats and shit kickers...LOL
Lol Texas is funny
I'm from Texas.... Most of the people commenting from Texas should shut up..... You're why people think texans are retarded.... Everyone else..... Eat a dick losers, Texas is the shit.... I'm pretty sure there's a ton of retards where you live too.
Were not all rednecks dbag
Nah he tried to look around but his view was blocked by all the fatass cowboys
Texas... only state in the country worse than Jersey. And Im from Jersey.
Uneducated? Uhm not likely, different culture yes, but that doesn't by any means make me, or any texan stupid, we have some ridiculous people
@bstone3 I challenge ur good morning haters to my good morning on www.YouTube.com/SanchoTheKidTV\n\nP.S. Fuck Texas :)
Alright by all of us texans commented and saying shit like yall are saying, it just adds to our reputation...
Lol that's so fucked up, man...
It's more like everything is bigger in texas
Only two things from Texas- steers and \nQ ueers
Haha, Texas is apparently a state with a bunch of hypocrites. They'll say stereotypes are bad and are wrong then turn around and talk shit on Kansas and say we all have farms and dogs named toto.
Pretty sure the OP didn't mean they were the best looking people around.. it's Texas.
It's funny because this text is from a Georgia area code..
Fuck you. Contra
I'm from Texas, so I can say that parts of Texas can be iffy. But I am from Austin, so my opinion doesn't really count. Austin is simply incredible.
Texas is awful!! Too many racists!! They're also very uneducated down there.
Well I'd say that is a bit of a generalization, wouldn't you?
i would love to know how you defend that opinion.
obvious troll is obvious
I love the fact that I know exactly who submitted this text without even asking... VSU geology trip 2010! Texas has some good geology, good beer, and the people are pretty interesting to watch, even if some d'bag, cowboy cop pulls you over for doing 5 over the speed limit...
Texas is the greatest nation. Enough said
South Texas mothafucka that's where I stay\nRIP Pimp C \nYou woke up drunk.. You should know you're in Texas
I don't have to say anything - the Texans on here are making themselves sound retarded without any outside help... good job
TEXXXAS!!\n:)\nDon't hate, we grow em' right here. \nYou were probably just looking in the mirror.