is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
