I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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