4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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