Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have fence marks all over my body
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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