I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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