So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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