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  • 79 59
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Feb 3, 12 at 10:22am

    theres no possession charge that gets you life so im assuming shes carrying 2 mil of cash stolen from a bank, a human head and detailed plans to kill the president in there

    • 62 60
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Feb 3, 12 at 2:00pm

      You forgot the tied up, very small kidnapped child in her purse too.

  • 69 49
    Submitted by artard on Feb 5, 12 at 5:33pm

    Big mo fukin purse

  • 69 55
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 3, 12 at 10:55am

    Pfizer birth control pills?

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Feb 3, 12 at 12:13pm

    Positive herpes test?

  • 65 64
    Submitted by supertrooper on Feb 3, 12 at 5:34pm

    You stay classy southwest michigan

    • 57 55
      Submitted by heiress21 on Feb 3, 12 at 11:08pm

      Hahaha..right! I'm from West Michigan, and I can just imagine all the ppl from KZoo and so on, saying this!

  • 62 58
    Submitted by security24 on Feb 3, 12 at 12:17pm

    Reesespoofs has obviously never heard of possession with intent to distribute. Possess over 1 oz of an illegal substance and you can go to prison for life if caught.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Feb 5, 12 at 9:06am

    Murder weapon?