Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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