covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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