Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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