weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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