Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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