i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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