I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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