Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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