The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i may or may not be watching the land before time
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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