You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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I used to do furniture delivery. you wouldn't believe what I've seen in people's houses
That sounds like an ice breaker!
Did you at least take the handcuffs\nOff the headboard?
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