Need sex. Gaining weight.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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