I don't think brook has ever known best
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Someone signed my nipple.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
