Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Which one of u is the little spoon? I hope the dog is cuz it'd b hard for the dog to give u a reacharound. I'm first again.
I first read it "me and my dog boned.."
My cat and I always have bonding time when I'm drunk.
my dog drinks bong water..
Reppin the Seven.Six.Ohhh.
Your coollll.. I think this proves you smoke too much hA
Hahahah. That is so true!!
Greatest. Damn autocorrect
That's just wrong. Someone needs to take your dog away from you freak.
Are you implying that you fucked your dog? O.o
and my bond so much when high
im fucking stoned right now and i wanna clear some things up . . . i get what the fuck youre saying man it makes so much sense i fucking love my dog when im stoned thats why i clicked for the replys to even get here i wanted you to know how true that shit its and for the person who said their cat runs away im sorry because thats gotta suck a bunch so my sympathies
Yeah... it's called bestiality you sick fuck!
Can totally relate. I would hold my dog for hours and if she growled I would even apologize sometimes.. Depending on how high I was.
That's not bonding, that's bondage
I'm reppin the 760 oak hills ftw ;D
You bring a bad name to Orlando... Fake it to sound cool next time.
Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?
i always smoke into a paper bag then put it around my dogs head. he loves it.
My dog usually hates me until i'm high... then she's immediately nicer.
It feels like my dog can see into my soul through my eyes when I'm high. It's intense but I end up just laughing, then he wags his tail because I laughed.
Hide the peanut butter!
dude me too! haha its crazy, like it's not just a dog, but rather a spirit connected to us somehow. haha awesome.
I love it when my dog licks my balls.
I did illegal things with a dog once...
Me and my dog bond? More like my pooch and I spend quality time with each other.
- Ken -
Saaaaaameee!!! This happens w me n my bird tho has. Still tight tho
So true. We are on the same wavelength when I'm high. When he gets high he just falls asleep tho.
Mom says: " No "My dog and I" "
- Grammar Nazi
Oh man. My dog and I have been high for the past three days. She didn't even leave my side to greet my mother when she came home after a week-long vacation!
nobodyy cares at awlll about grammmer. if you have a totallly popular clique lik mine you never have to. what an LBR you readdd these TFLNs with your mom? wow, looser much?
your lucky my cat gets very dissapointed in me when im high... he just sits there and stares at me and wont let me pet him='[
My cat can smell weed and will run out of the room whenever she gets a whiff.
Hey Fishbulb, quit while you're ahead. There are other trolls and they're a lot funnier.
haha i know what you mean, its like the thing knows!
does he like it when you shove your dick in his ass?
If I had a Nickel..
Got a plan...everyone send in fake texts under the area code 808. That's Hawaii, they're never on here. When we see one accepted from the 808, we'll know it's fake.
You are wrong too. It would be
Mom says: "No, 'My dog and I'"
soo true, i got stoned at my freinds house, and then we got his dogs stoned, and it was sooo sick. ahaha, we raced em and then we wrestled them, and then we smoked some more and left
isn't marijuana GREAT!!
Im Mac Mall and this is my opinion
duude OP must have a lab...my labs try to lick the smoke out of the air when i blaze....lol
Throw in an "e" and you have boned
9:08 i did the same thing before but it was a box and it had 2 holes then we got some tye dye material we bought and made kitty a tshirt then she army crawled all the way to her food bowl. i feel really bad about it now tho.
So true! I bet it's because they get pet a ton more when we're high.
Luke... I am your father.
fuck you 12:59. you get a life.
Woahh when i first read this i thought it said me and my dog boned...
People with dogs are idiots. Sorry, just my opinion.
7:25 I'm CERTAIN that no mod will read that lulz GREAT JOB LET'S TRICK THEM. Idiot.
fuck your opinion !!
Fuckin love you Sargent!
my clique rocks! we are sooo popular!
ohhh and we dont bond with dogs. ew.
Charles Rutherford thinks you should stop using dog and call him friend or brotha,after all u eat fried chicken together and braid his hair
Dogs r good listeners lol
haha, it goes against the anti-weed adverts.
My dog and I you illiterate fuck
My dog and I agree that fetch is a lot more fun when we are high.
Hanging with my dog while i'm high is the greater.
One time I was fucked off on x. Petted the dog for like two hours.. He died shortly thereafter. I wonder if there's a connection?
You're a fucking idiot. If you take hallucinogens like acid, shrooms or x, it will seep out through your pores and similarly be absorbed through an animal's skin if you pet it. I'm glad you didn't play with a baby. You fucking suck at life.
I built a cat smoker for a friends cat... A big tupperware container, drill a dozen small holes in lid and put a 1" hose in the side. Insert cat, exhale into hose and let cat out. The cat was never right after giving it half piece of acid......
KC, this better not be you