Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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Which one of u is the little spoon? I hope the dog is cuz it'd b hard for the dog to give u a reacharound. I'm first again.
My cat and I always have bonding time when I'm drunk.
I first read it "me and my dog boned.."
my dog drinks bong water..
Reppin the Seven.Six.Ohhh.
Your coollll.. I think this proves you smoke too much hA
Hahahah. That is so true!!
Greatest. Damn autocorrect
Can totally relate. I would hold my dog for hours and if she growled I would even apologize sometimes.. Depending on how high I was.
Are you implying that you fucked your dog? O.o
Yeah... it's called bestiality you sick fuck!
That's just wrong. Someone needs to take your dog away from you freak.
and my bond so much when high
That's not bonding, that's bondage
You bring a bad name to Orlando... Fake it to sound cool next time.
im fucking stoned right now and i wanna clear some things up . . . i get what the fuck youre saying man it makes so much sense i fucking love my dog when im stoned thats why i clicked for the replys to even get here i wanted you to know how true that shit its and for the person who said their cat runs away im sorry because thats gotta suck a bunch so my sympathies
I'm reppin the 760 oak hills ftw ;D
Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?
i always smoke into a paper bag then put it around my dogs head. he loves it.
It feels like my dog can see into my soul through my eyes when I'm high. It's intense but I end up just laughing, then he wags his tail because I laughed.
dude me too! haha its crazy, like it's not just a dog, but rather a spirit connected to us somehow. haha awesome.
My dog usually hates me until i'm high... then she's immediately nicer.
I love it when my dog licks my balls.
nobodyy cares at awlll about grammmer. if you have a totallly popular clique lik mine you never have to. what an LBR you readdd these TFLNs with your mom? wow, looser much?
Hide the peanut butter!
your lucky my cat gets very dissapointed in me when im high... he just sits there and stares at me and wont let me pet him='[
Saaaaaameee!!! This happens w me n my bird tho has. Still tight tho
Mom says: " No "My dog and I" "
- Grammar Nazi
Hey Fishbulb, quit while you're ahead. There are other trolls and they're a lot funnier.
Oh man. My dog and I have been high for the past three days. She didn't even leave my side to greet my mother when she came home after a week-long vacation!
So true. We are on the same wavelength when I'm high. When he gets high he just falls asleep tho.
Me and my dog bond? More like my pooch and I spend quality time with each other.
- Ken -
I did illegal things with a dog once...
My cat can smell weed and will run out of the room whenever she gets a whiff.
haha i know what you mean, its like the thing knows!
You are wrong too. It would be
Mom says: "No, 'My dog and I'"
If I had a Nickel..
Got a plan...everyone send in fake texts under the area code 808. That's Hawaii, they're never on here. When we see one accepted from the 808, we'll know it's fake.
soo true, i got stoned at my freinds house, and then we got his dogs stoned, and it was sooo sick. ahaha, we raced em and then we wrestled them, and then we smoked some more and left
does he like it when you shove your dick in his ass?
duude OP must have a lab...my labs try to lick the smoke out of the air when i blaze....lol
Throw in an "e" and you have boned
So true! I bet it's because they get pet a ton more when we're high.
Im Mac Mall and this is my opinion
9:08 i did the same thing before but it was a box and it had 2 holes then we got some tye dye material we bought and made kitty a tshirt then she army crawled all the way to her food bowl. i feel really bad about it now tho.
isn't marijuana GREAT!!
Woahh when i first read this i thought it said me and my dog boned...
fuck you 12:59. you get a life.
People with dogs are idiots. Sorry, just my opinion.
Luke... I am your father.
fuck your opinion !!
Fuckin love you Sargent!
7:25 I'm CERTAIN that no mod will read that lulz GREAT JOB LET'S TRICK THEM. Idiot.
my clique rocks! we are sooo popular!
ohhh and we dont bond with dogs. ew.
Charles Rutherford thinks you should stop using dog and call him friend or brotha,after all u eat fried chicken together and braid his hair
haha, it goes against the anti-weed adverts.
Dogs r good listeners lol
My dog and I you illiterate fuck
Hanging with my dog while i'm high is the greater.
My dog and I agree that fetch is a lot more fun when we are high.
I built a cat smoker for a friends cat... A big tupperware container, drill a dozen small holes in lid and put a 1" hose in the side. Insert cat, exhale into hose and let cat out. The cat was never right after giving it half piece of acid......
One time I was fucked off on x. Petted the dog for like two hours.. He died shortly thereafter. I wonder if there's a connection?
You're a fucking idiot. If you take hallucinogens like acid, shrooms or x, it will seep out through your pores and similarly be absorbed through an animal's skin if you pet it. I'm glad you didn't play with a baby. You fucking suck at life.
KC, this better not be you