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  • Which one of u is the little spoon? I hope the dog is cuz it'd b hard for the dog to give u a reacharound. I'm first again. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:29am
  • I first read it "me and my dog boned.."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:22pm
  • My cat and I always have bonding time when I'm drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:41pm
  • Your coollll.. I think this proves you smoke too much hA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 11:49pm
  • my dog drinks bong water..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:04am
  • Hey Fishbulb, quit while you're ahead. There are other trolls and they're a lot funnier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:10pm
  • nobodyy cares at awlll about grammmer. if you have a totallly popular clique lik mine you never have to. what an LBR you readdd these TFLNs with your mom? wow, looser much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:52am
  • Can totally relate. I would hold my dog for hours and if she growled I would even apologize sometimes.. Depending on how high I was.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:25am
  • Hahahah. That is so true!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:17am
  • Reppin the Seven.Six.Ohhh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:58pm
  • Greatest. Damn autocorrect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:01pm
  • Yeah... it's called bestiality you sick fuck! - Fishbulb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Are you implying that you fucked your dog? O.o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:25pm
  • That's just wrong. Someone needs to take your dog away from you freak.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 12:03am
  • That's not bonding, that's bondage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:41pm
  •  and my  bond so much when  high 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:07am
  • You bring a bad name to Orlando... Fake it to sound cool next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:41am
  • I'm reppin the 760 oak hills ftw ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 10:57am
  • im fucking stoned right now and i wanna clear some things up . . . i get what the fuck youre saying man it makes so much sense i fucking love my dog when im stoned thats why i clicked for the replys to even get here i wanted you to know how true that shit its and for the person who said their cat runs away im sorry because thats gotta suck a bunch so my sympathies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:11am
  • I did illegal things with a dog once... -Luke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:11am
  • Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:16pm
  • soo true, i got stoned at my freinds house, and then we got his dogs stoned, and it was sooo sick. ahaha, we raced em and then we wrestled them, and then we smoked some more and left

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:48am
  • It feels like my dog can see into my soul through my eyes when I'm high. It's intense but I end up just laughing, then he wags his tail because I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:19am
  • i always smoke into a paper bag then put it around my dogs head. he loves it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:30pm
  • ME TOO!

    Submitted by BenJaMMiN3000 on Mar 11, 10 at 3:02pm
  • dude me too! haha its crazy, like it's not just a dog, but rather a spirit connected to us somehow. haha awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:50pm
  • I love it when my dog licks my balls. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:08pm
  • Saaaaaameee!!! This happens w me n my bird tho has. Still tight tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Oh man. My dog and I have been high for the past three days. She didn't even leave my side to greet my mother when she came home after a week-long vacation!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 8:11pm
  • So true! I bet it's because they get pet a ton more when we're high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:22am
  • Hide the peanut butter!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:49pm
  • My dog usually hates me until i'm high... then she's immediately nicer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:11pm
  • So true. We are on the same wavelength when I'm high. When he gets high he just falls asleep tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 11:36am
  • Mom says: " No "My dog and I" " - Grammar Nazi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:47am
  • does he like it when you shove your dick in his ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:30am
  • My cat can smell weed and will run out of the room whenever she gets a whiff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:33pm
  • haha i know what you mean, its like the thing knows!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:07pm
  • hehehehehehehehehehe -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:03pm
  • 1:47 You are wrong too. It would be Mom says: "No, 'My dog and I'"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:42pm
  • duude OP must have a lab...my labs try to lick the smoke out of the air when i blaze....lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:07am
  • Me and my dog bond? More like my pooch and I spend quality time with each other. - Ken -

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:36am
  • People with dogs are idiots. Sorry, just my opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:19pm
  • isn't marijuana GREAT!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:21pm
  • my clique rocks! we are sooo popular! ohhh and we dont bond with dogs. ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:25am
  • your lucky my cat gets very dissapointed in me when im high... he just sits there and stares at me and wont let me pet him='[

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Im Mac Mall and this is my opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:19am
  • Throw in an "e" and you have boned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 5:06am
  • If I had a Nickel.. -Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:00am
  • 9:08 i did the same thing before but it was a box and it had 2 holes then we got some tye dye material we bought and made kitty a tshirt then she army crawled all the way to her food bowl. i feel really bad about it now tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:31am
  • Woahh when i first read this i thought it said me and my dog boned...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 10:24am
  • fuck you 12:59. you get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:25pm
  • @ 1:11 Luke... I am your father.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:22pm
  • 7:25 I'm CERTAIN that no mod will read that lulz GREAT JOB LET'S TRICK THEM. Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 10:55pm
  • fuck your opinion !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:19am
  • Fuckin love you Sargent!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 2:38am
  • Dogs r good listeners lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:23am
  • haha, it goes against the anti-weed adverts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Charles Rutherford thinks you should stop using dog and call him friend or brotha,after all u eat fried chicken together and braid his hair

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 6:08pm
  • Got a plan...everyone send in fake texts under the area code 808. That's Hawaii, they're never on here. When we see one accepted from the 808, we'll know it's fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:25pm
  • My dog and I agree that fetch is a lot more fun when we are high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 9:36pm
  • Hanging with my dog while i'm high is the greater.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:01pm
  • My dog and I you illiterate fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 11:44pm
  • I built a cat smoker for a friends cat... A big tupperware container, drill a dozen small holes in lid and put a 1" hose in the side. Insert cat, exhale into hose and let cat out. The cat was never right after giving it half piece of acid......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:08am
  • One time I was fucked off on x. Petted the dog for like two hours.. He died shortly thereafter. I wonder if there's a connection?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 8:49pm
    • You're a fucking idiot. If you take hallucinogens like acid, shrooms or x, it will seep out through your pores and similarly be absorbed through an animal's skin if you pet it. I'm glad you didn't play with a baby. You fucking suck at life.

      Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 27, 10 at 6:21am
  • KC, this better not be you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 7:27pm
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