i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize