what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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