I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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