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  • 53 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:24pm

    Actually, that sounds like a great representation of your chosen lifestyle

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:32pm

    I hope she slammed the door in your face.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:38pm

    I was so hungover I pooped on her when she answered the door. i think it was a good first impression

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:43pm

    I went on a first date once with a guy who was so hung over he kept trying to order Earl Grey tea at Dunkin Donuts. But this one is far worse.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:35pm

    215 repre... wait, never mind. ^_^