That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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