You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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