is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
