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  • okay i'm not sure why you would ever wish an eating disorder on someone, or want your girlfriend to have a slight eating disorder, because they're incredibly painful. that's what i think is wrong with you wanting a girl with an eating disorder...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:14am
  • honestly people--if you knew anything about the 847 area code you'd know that eating disorders run rampant through the area. Don't judge--he likes what he's used too. stay skinny 847--otherwise people will hate you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:45am
  • you sound like every guy i went to high school with... you are a classic 847 douche, and yet... i love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:51pm
  • im a frat bro. and as such am the decider as to what is and what is not cool. and i would like all to know that yes this is cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 1:52pm
  • No, those ones are perfect...easy and not fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:34pm
  • That's alright. I only like guys with huge dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 3:25am
  • it figures this text message is from BARRINGTON Illinois.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 9:46pm
  • yes. It is because of people like you I find so many women out there destroying themselves for no good reason. Not to mention that I know plenty of women (that you would drool over I am sure) that don't have either of these problems. Become a real man you prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Haha, genius. Me too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Shouldn't they all ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:49am
  • IS your name Sean???

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 2:43am
  • What the FUCK... do you even understand what an eating disorder is?!?! People kill themselves over problems like that! You want a suicidal girlfriend?? What a SICK FUCK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:37am
  • why does everyone assume the author is a female?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I hope you die a slow and painful death...or at least get severely stabbed by one of your future partner's bones that are sticking out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 12:35pm
  • LOL It's not wrong mate ;) I prefer my girls cowering in the corner and anorexic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:33pm
  • Great standards buddy. You must be a real catch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Well as the author of said text, I'm flattered by the response is received. Never did I expect tfln to have such passionate commentary. If it makes you feel better I wanted to hold a philanthropy in college for my fraternity focused on eating disorders(primarily to help my cause of penetrating some skinny sorostitutes). Yes we can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 4:05pm
  • story of my life - if i dont make a girl feel like she has low self esteem she wouldnt give me - or any other guy - the time of day - i dont do it to put em down - it just... works

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:58pm
  • If only has a slight eating disorder, it's unlikely she's dipped down into the bones poking out look. But honestly, a girl who just takes care of herself - works out a lot and doesn't eat junk food all the time - would look better than a girl who avoids eating or throws up after meals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:34pm
  • is sin, that true love is a pure emotion of the spirit. And then he will wonder why love brings him nothing but boredom, and sex- nothing but shame. Only the man who extols the purity of a love devoid of desire, is capable of the depravity of a desire devoid of love.” -Ayn Rand, ATLAS SHRUGGED

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:39pm
  • no, but it might be wrong that i'm attracted to you based on the substance of that statement

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 6:55am
  • No, you girls are incorrect. The reason you have eating disorders is because you don't have a brain. Trying to impress a jackass like this is where you went wrong, not that anyone is forcing you to do it. Try impressing someone worthwhile, someone who doesn't want you looking like you came from a refugee camp. The blames all on you, I'm sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 5:32pm
  • ahhh, i see that i have some competition in this aspect...i'm sorry that i like my women just a little on the crazy side. what can i say, i thrive on the unexpected. its a challenge, its fun, and the crazy women are smoking hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:59pm
  • you clearly have low self esteem... and probably a small dick as well. that's sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:01pm
  • i want to say yes, but seeing as i do have low self-esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder...how YOU doin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 2:57pm
  • not at all, that's the only way to get em.. nice n easy... just like that hair crap :-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:49pm
  • That combination is what we call a "kept woman" Work that angle just make sure she cooks and cleans too or you're just poking flesh bags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 8:49pm
  • if you liked anything else you wouldn't be getting laid, all the fat chicks are lesbians

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:36pm
  • wait...you all know there's a gap between "mildly anorexic" and fat, right? like, the sizes between 2 and 12? LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40pm
  • fuck of couuurse its wrong? are you fucking retarded?

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 11:29am
  • that guy would be from the 847

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:00pm
  • you are definitely the reason we females have such fucked up body images. thanks ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:37am
  • hahhahha.. fat girls..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:24pm
  • not wrong at all... from the 847 and like the same type of girls

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Yeah, I knew a girl who was raped at age 12. I think I'm going to tell everyone about it on facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:31pm
  • haha, this one makes me laugh. kinda proud to be an 847!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 5:25pm
  • This is a ridiculous comment and it would be from 847.. you stupid stuck up guys!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:56pm
  • this makes me sick. I hope you get herpes. and die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Yes. And I am a naturally skinny girl who spends my free time working for an Eating Disorders coalition. It's all fun and games until your teengae daughter decides she doesn't want to eat anymore and a doctor tells you she can eat or she'll die. What else can I say, kharma is a bitch dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:17am
  • More people should heed this advice, girls might as well look good since they're all nuts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:59pm
  • Oh! Then I'm your dream girl! Who knew?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:45pm
  • if you think about it its the same with girls, we like guys with low self esteem so we can control them and muscular for the most part,

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 7:23pm
  • i love these stupid fat girls whining. fat girl: this is what women are SUPPOSED to look like. women have CURVES. dr. house: you have little people growing inside of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 8:56am
  • That's the perfect woman right there

    Submitted by finland on Sep 10, 10 at 8:58pm
  • Hey, there's nothing wrong with a big ass elephant sitting on top and going to town. Hell, there's no problem with me having to hold her stomach up either to get work done. Thanks for your time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:40pm
  • hmmmm..pretty sick fucker...prob. has a small pecker

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I agree for the most part, but he has yet to discover that pure love is not devoid of desire. Pure love heightens the purest of desires. Sex within marriage is not sin, and it is not shameful...but the expression of the greatest bond between man and woman. It was made to be beautiful. If only the man who is convinced of his own worthlessness could see himself through the eyes of the woman who loves him for who he is and values his worth. Maybe then he would begin to understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 4:40pm
  • not wrong at all. you need something to exploit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:55am
  • i agree with the body image thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:39pm
  • this is new trier township in a fuckin nutshell. go trevs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:34am
  • amen, brother. amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:47pm
  • i like really skinny girls too.. but the low self esteem thing would drive me insane..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:52pm
  • I get the eating disorder bit, but why is low self-esteem attractive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 6:09pm
  • if you answered yes, go kill yourself. you are all fatties. this man is a champion

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:12pm
  • What guy doesn't? I see nothing wrong with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:43pm
  • no. Its not wrong, fuck a fatty muffin top bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:20pm
  • You and me both - What they lack in sanity they make for in a willingness to please

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:47pm
  • girls with slight eating disorders may seem to look good....but they're nuts. been there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:25pm
  • "But a man who is convinced of his own worthlessness will be drawn to a woman he despises… His body will always follow the ultimate logic of his deepest convictions; if he believes that flaws are values, he has damned existence as evil and only the evil will attract him. He has equated virtue with pain and he will feel that vice is the only realm of pleasure. Then he will scream that his body has vicious desires of its own which his mind cannot conquer, that sex i

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:37pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA. That's totally what I thought when I read "women are SUPPOSED to be curvy." Fucking tell that to Audrey Hepburn, bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 12:42pm
  • being an 847, i have to say, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU. thats why all the girls put out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:50pm
  • this is the best one ive read yet

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:32pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Sounds like the average skinny slut to me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:23pm
  • Way to go chi-town...way to represent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 10:29pm
  • didn't realize MEN say 'smidgen'

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:25pm
  • so, i'm a female.. i think there is nothing wrong with this statement. i think fatties that are full of themselves are gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:36pm
  • YES also fuck you to the bitch who said "we females"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:54pm
  • Go die

    Submitted by emmikins69 on May 21, 11 at 3:24am
  • go fuck yourself you stuck up snob bitch, you are the reason girls like us have eating disorders for three or four years. your a piece of shit and the only person who fuck you is yourself. i will beat your ass myself even if i am a girl. you have no idea what girls think when they hear shit like that. if you think that keep it to your fucking self, you dick head bag of douche. dont put this shit on here again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 3:16am
  • Kinda my perfect man...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 5:48pm
  • you know how many girls are actually like that? A lot. Id say about 50% of girls I know either have an eating disorder or have suffered from one at some point. And everytime I tell my boyfriend I want to be skinnier, he tells me that no guys like girls without curves. Clearly he's wrong. This text makes me wanna weigh like 95 lbs haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:20pm
  • You clearly have low self-esteem and I'm guessing a small dick as well. How unfortunate for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:51pm
  • YES you are a douche bag and are probably fat and insecure yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:21pm
  • They're perfect... Skinny and easy.. nothing better

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 4:41pm
  • YES, there is something wrong with you. You suck and you are an ass. Eating disorders are horrible and women are SUPPOSED to be curvy, dickwad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:42pm
  • at least you're not tappin fatties

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:04pm
  • you don't have to be ugly to hate guys. If you're a skinny and hot chick, you have probably dated a lot of shallow assholes like the ones on this post :D which would motivate you to hate them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:35pm
  • if you didn't have low self esteem you wouldn't need a women who does.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:59am
  • No problem man, but now look.. you got all the women stirred up now with their emotional insecurities and whatnot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 3:15pm
  • Chill out. Freaking Starbucks-liberalism always ruins a good time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Umm...we females? Who said we all have body image issues? This is seriously one of the funniest ones...ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:06pm
  • if you didn't have low self esteem you wouldn't need women who do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:00pm
  • thats fucking hilarious sounds like every girl in the 847 area code (aka new trier) ahahahahahhaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:44pm
  • this would be from the 847...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:39pm
  • no if you enjoy bad breath pash (french kiss) , your esteem i imagine must be wilting below the gutter line also .

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:53pm
  • give this guy my number :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:17pm
  • This entire thread has caused some of my faith in humanity to shrivel and die. From now on I think I'll just read the funny texts and ignore the stultifying idiocy contained in these comments. -Enough Self-Esteem Not to Breed with Any of You and Pleasantly Anorexic in Seattle

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:21am
  • this is so north shore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:20am
  • There is nothing wrong with this it all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 11:45am
  • HAHAHA the use of "smidgen" completed the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Wow, sudden flash of insight about myself vis-a-vis my last 5 GFs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 12:19pm
  • My friend almost died from an eating disorder. Now her body is permanently fucked up and she now lives everyday like it could be her last due to heart problems. Go fuck yourself you son of bitch. You seriously fuck girls heads up saying shit like that.

    Submitted by chrissylovin on Nov 12, 10 at 1:01am
  • That sounds just like Donny...wait...is that Donny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:24am
  • No, he's saying he LIKES women with low self esteem and eating disorders. You should be flattered!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 1:33pm
  • ...can i get your number? or at least give you mine?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Low self esteem and eating disorders are the key to a girls vagina

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I'm right there with you player!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 5:05am
  • i don't have low self esteem but i need these type of women. speak for yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 10:21pm
  • No there is nothing wrong with that. Any Port in a Storm Mate! GET SOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Wow. People are ignorant to think anorexia and bulemia are the only eating disorders out there anyways.

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on May 2, 10 at 9:07pm
  • Haha crack me up this is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 6:06pm
  • Um, yep. That's wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 1, 09 at 4:40pm
  • That's actually the typical standards for today's man

    Submitted by mamasugartots on Aug 15, 11 at 9:20am
  • Wow.. It's awesome how pissed people got over this :)) I thought I was funny as shit but the peoples responses are even better hahah go team!! And for dude.. It good you have a type

    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 5, 11 at 11:08pm
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