i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Randomize
