belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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