You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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