she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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