i just google imaged poop.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Boobs are out for the taking
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Randomize
