can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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