The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
