as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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