Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."

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(614): View more from Ohio

mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom

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(650): View more from California

At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.

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(408): View more from California

Dude, that was like bongs ago.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO

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