is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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