Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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