Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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